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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 133 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Did you know that Lemmy will automatically censor your password if you type it into a comment? Look, my password is *************

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 97 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

All I see is ******* /joking, don't give out your password folks.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Granite@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago
[–] Tixanou@lemmy.world 73 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

holy crap, really? lemme test

minecraft123

[–] Tixanou@lemmy.world 75 points 2 years ago (4 children)

help how do i delete a comment

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 55 points 2 years ago

It's okay it shows it for you because you already know it, it's censored for me

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Open file explorer and delete your system 32 folder.

[–] sag@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I know, I took a risk with a windows themed joke lol. I will be transitioning to Linux with this windows 11 bs though.

[–] sag@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

I will not mind. It was just a joke

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] Granite@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago

I’m waiting for your account to offer me a deal on BTC.

[–] Bashnagdul@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago
[–] bane_killgrind@kbin.social 48 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh wow surprisebuttsex696969

[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Also known as unexpected item in the bagging area

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I don't know what you are doing in the baggage area but I'm here for it

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

Hey, we have the same password!

[–] bane_killgrind@kbin.social 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] traches@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 years ago

No it only shows your password to you. Only you can see hunter2, everyone else just sees *******

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

This guy is a god damn phony

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Mua, muahaha. MUAHAHAHAHA cough muahahaha!

[–] lugal@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Let's try this, sounds fun:

p4s$w0яd123

Edit: didn't work for me =(

[–] stanleytweedle@lemmy.world 111 points 2 years ago

"We're so in sync! I bet our social security numbers are almost the same- what's yours?"

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 69 points 2 years ago (2 children)

your modelling job at Shutterstock

If this is real it's the saddest way to create a fake profile. They probably left the watermark in.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] LwL@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

It's not, that guy constantly tweets this sort of joke. The shutterstock thing is just part of it.

[–] JCreazy@midwest.social 54 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

I'm noping out of there as soon as someone calls me king. Cringe AF.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 36 points 2 years ago (7 children)

"It's EMPEROR. Get it right!"

when she calls me imperator 😍

"My king!"

"I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the emperor's groove."

Thrown out window noises

[–] ANNOFlo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"I'm sadly just a duke now, succession has caused me to lose the throne. Please do not call me that again or my brother will have me beheaded."

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[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 50 points 2 years ago

Sounds like she's trying to steal your identity. Specifically your last name because that's wife material!

[–] TheControlled@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Pointless red circle, pointless post title...

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

OP not understanding that they're making a joke about a post that is already a joke on purpose

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 years ago

Ok I agree that the title falls flat but I appreciate that the red circle draws the eye away from the first text from him, so that it's funnier when it's read. A rare example of red circle as comedy, if you will.

[–] diffusive@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago

The best part is the reference to the "modeling job at shutterstock" 😂😂😂

[–] dbx12@programming.dev 24 points 2 years ago

my king?!?

Guards! Take her away to the dungeons, for she has addressed her majesty improperly.

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (5 children)

For real though, security questions suck. Either someone who knows you has the answers which is insecure. Or you forget them. I just put my password in for all the security questions. My mother's maiden name was definetly "ahsh555[51´,5%8".

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The first time I saw security questions start becoming a thing in the late 90s, I'd been online for about 5 years and had gone from a kid with decent tech skills to a skeptical teenager with decent tech skills. When I started seeing all these questions to answer while signing up for an account it set off the warning bells, so however many accounts I set up at the time have completely unguessable recovery answers.

Although one time I think I did guess my forgotten answer to "who was you first kiss?" as "your mom told me not to tell".

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[–] Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's so so so stupid. And if you're not married and don't have a pet, I guess you can go fuck yourself.

I had one that was something like "what did you wish your nickname was when you were 10?"

[–] numberfour002@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I had one that was something like “what did you wish your nickname was when you were 10?”

Duh! Sparkle Bright Rainbow Harbinger Sea Squirrel.

[–] masinko@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Thanks for ur account info mate 😎

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