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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 61 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This is the fight Commander has been training for his entire life. Noem doesn't stand a chance.

[–] What_Religion_R_They@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

We will send in KJU with a stick to finish the job.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Commander has the opportunity to do the funniest thing any dog has ever done biden-alert stalin-gun-1 doggo-matapacos

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The dog should not be shot, though the reason you think it should be shot is the same as why I don't think so: because they bite secret service members.

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait, this isn't the onion.

[–] Magician@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

First as satire then as farce

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

Joe Biden is a rabid dog, he should be beaten to death with a stick

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

I think the dog is the thing in the whitehouse that least deserves it.

[–] vertexarray@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Courting the cop vote by running on the dog killing ticket?

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

"stop it, you're making the dying kkkracker empire look bad"

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Incredible mind, needs to be studied

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hexbear on cats vs noem on dogs who wins this mighty clash of minds

[–] Nalumixx@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

what is hexbear's stance on cats?

[–] bleepbloopbop@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

there was an ancient struggle sesh about outdoor cats, basically "its cruel to keep them locked up inside" vs. "they decimate the local environment esp birds" or something. It got legendarily heated

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] CDommunist@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

dogs have more emotional depth than Noem

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

What is it called when you do character assassination on yourself?

Like she hasn’t already dug the hole.