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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

“The truth is, Kendrick, I think you’re a sweetie / Does 2 p.m. work, or maybe 3?” Drake raps in his new single titled “I Miss You, Buddy,”

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[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

I'm catching myself eating the onion more times than I'd like to admit.

[-] Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

It's the world we live in...

[-] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

I can't shake the feeling that this whole dispute is a viral marketing campaign.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago

The allegations are too heavy in my eyes. Though Drake is the type of clown to be called a groomer for clout.

[-] Outsider9042@aussie.zone 21 points 2 months ago

I’m out of the loop on this, but a friend of mine is all over it. He’ll love this!

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago
[-] Outsider9042@aussie.zone 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I don’t care enough to know more than that they are beefing. That’s enough for me. I just insta share memes about it to my mate.

https://lemm.ee/post/31294460

[-] DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The best thing about it is that it's forcing Drake to defend some of the questionable things he's been accused of, while doing a terrible job of doing that defending. So we've gotten a master class Rap beef out of these two, and hopefully we get a bit more, and a bit more of pedos and sex traffickers in and around the rap world being outed to hopefully face some accountability. This beef is becoming rap's #MeToo movement.

[-] Woozythebear@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Does drake think Kendrick is a 15 year old girl?

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Fifteen is too old for Drake.

[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

What a mensch!

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[-] Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Drake really did just respond to being called out for being a pedo w/

"Excuse me? I am absolutely not...a father"

this post was submitted on 06 May 2024
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