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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk to c/badrealestate@feddit.uk

The carpet, the jacuzzi, the steps, the mirrors above the bed… and I’d put money on that being a waterbed! Glorious.

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[-] rayquetzalcoatl@feddit.uk 95 points 10 months ago

I just legitimately love it and I'm sorry about my awful taste

[-] dmention7@lemm.ee 41 points 10 months ago

Honestly put a door in front of the shitter and pull the carpet away from the tub a bit, and I'd take it in a heartbeat.

[-] just_chill@jlai.lu 25 points 10 months ago

It has a bit of a case of "so bad it's good". It's fun and slightly uncomfortable too, I get it.

[-] Hubi@feddit.de 19 points 10 months ago

You will love it until someone goes over it with a UV light

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[-] just_chill@jlai.lu 83 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Fringes curtain for the toilets help with ventilation I suppose.
Also I am a big fan of the mirrors above the bed. Kinky and I can't wait to catch movement at the corner of my eyes while falling asleep, I will spook myself with it.

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 71 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Wait, are you telling me you would not rock this? I mean change the mattress first of course, maybe a good disinfection everywhere else.

Oh and rip out the carpet around the toilet, because that is a crime.

[-] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 39 points 10 months ago

In addition to those changes, I’m adding an actual door the toilet rather than that fringing or whatever it is. I’m ditching the mirrors on the ceiling, getting rid of those steps up to the bed and replacing it with a normal bed frame. I genuinely don’t know what I’d do with the jacuzzi… I do love a hot bath but I don’t love the idea of that much humidity in my bedroom. Maybe partition it off with the toilet and make it a proper en suite?

I think all I really like is the size of the room and maybe the natural light - it’s a bit hard to tell from this angle.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 25 points 10 months ago

"I hate everything about this" would have been quicker to type.

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[-] just_chill@jlai.lu 11 points 10 months ago

Add a door to the toilets while you are at it. It looks like the carpet was recently cleaned if I am not mistaken, good thing.

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 14 points 10 months ago

As someone who had a carpeted bathroom as a child, it will never be clean in that area around the toilet. I don't think a door is really needed though as this seems like the whole area is meant as a private sanctum.

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[-] MrFagtron9000@lemmy.world 59 points 10 months ago

Is there anything more disgusting than carpeted areas around a tub or toilet?

Like what the fuck were they thinking?

All of the other 70s and '80s trends - like the really dark wood paneling, ugly orange colors, that's just aesthetics. Maybe we'll go back to liking wood paneling at some point.

Carpet in a bathroom is not aesthetics or fashion It is fucking disgusting and unsanitary.

[-] geekworking@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

Dark wood paneling and orange were popular because they hid the tar stains from everybody chain smoking indoors.

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[-] imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee 34 points 10 months ago

Wrong sub bruh. This is glorious. If you search those cabinets hard enough you know you are going to find some left over cocaine.

[-] reverendsteveii@beehaw.org 23 points 10 months ago

There is no such thing as leftover cocaine

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[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago

The semi-transparent toilet curtain in direct view of the bed is such an uncomfortable choice.

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 15 points 10 months ago

It would be a true throne if it was 90 deg rotated so you could face the room.

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[-] WhiteRaven22@midwest.social 31 points 10 months ago
[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Roomba looking at the carpeted stairs: "Fuck".

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[-] flan@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago
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[-] chriscrutch@lemm.ee 26 points 10 months ago

This room fucks.

[-] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 23 points 10 months ago

You lost me at carpeted open air bathroom.

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[-] fleabomber@lemm.ee 20 points 10 months ago

Blacklight will cause blindness.

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[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

Things we should bring back: conversation pits, avocado colored appliances

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[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 18 points 10 months ago
[-] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 19 points 10 months ago

SEX PANTHER

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[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 17 points 10 months ago

We are all just prisoners here, of our own device.

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[-] Slagathor@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Just how much cocaine is included in the sale?

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[-] Tester@lemm.ee 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I literally vomited just slightly when I saw this. And it IS indeed glorious 70s "chic"!

Let's also not forget the beaded? curtain to hide the toilet!

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[-] 2ez@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Guys, this room was made for swinging

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[-] Barabas@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

It has a shagging mirror as well. Glorious.

[-] FatLegTed@feddit.uk 15 points 10 months ago

I don't get the fascination with twin sinks. Who stands next to their partner/wife/husband etc. shaving, cleaning their teeth, popping zits, using the kitchen tongs on some of their lengthier nose hairs?

[-] eee@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago

It helps when you both need to wake up and get to work at the same time.

[-] Treczoks@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago

Depends on how much space is there, everyone can place their stuff where he or she wants them around the sink.

Bonus: Everyones' dirt is their own. His beard stubbles are never in her sink, and whatever she combed out of her hair does not clog his.

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[-] Lojcs@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago

There's a mirror on the ceiling?? 😲

[-] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 17 points 10 months ago

This community is only a month old and this is our second mirrored ceiling!

[-] Psythik@lemm.ee 16 points 10 months ago

Yeah it's so you can see another angle during sex.

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yeah, what's not to like? This is someone's fuck lounge and they knew what they wanted (although the carpet by the jacuzzi is horrible).

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[-] willybe@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 10 months ago

The magical era between the invention of color, and principles to using the color wheel.

[-] Deadeyegai@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

You just know tons of sex has been had in this room. The mirrors, the jacuzzi, the GREEN SHAG CARPET. Chef's kiss

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[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 14 points 10 months ago

This is not a room for regular couples.

Everything is in sight so the hooker can't steal your wallet.

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago
[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 14 points 10 months ago

Wet carpet stairs. Even better.

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[-] Adramis@beehaw.org 13 points 10 months ago

That had better be a waterbed. It looks like it.

[-] moody@lemmings.world 12 points 10 months ago

This is gaudy af, but if I bought this house, it would keep it as is.

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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 12 points 10 months ago

It has a distinctive lack of pastel tropical fauna wall paper to make my top ten, but it makes it pretty high on the list.

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