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[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lives no more than twenty years

Sign me up!

[–] z500@startrek.website 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

... How dare you nerd snipe me

...

Now, if brightness is amplitude of light ... But is it? Is it like sound that we perceive logarithmically? And if it's burning wax at 4x the rate, will it be yet brighter because more of the gases ignite? Why is it burning faster? Has it four wicks? Thicker wick? Different geometry? Or does it imply a better oxygen source? If oxygen, again, maybe the same rate of wax burns brighter. Or maybe not: maybe it's as simple as, the same proportion of wax burns, releasing the same amount of light energy, in the same spectral distribution, as long as you stay within practical parameters (e.g. not hot enough to get secondary combustion - if that even happens for candle smoke). Okay so I think the candle burning 4x the rate will make 4x the light, in which case it's just a question of perception, but we can argue that brightness really is amplitude - or is it the square root because... bother my brain's gone blank but it's like an amplitude Vs magnitude thing but those are the same so it must be something else... But if we call amplitude brightness then I think yes, the same-mass candle burning at 4x brightness will burn out in a quarter of the time. Phew, I think I can correctly upvote your comment.

[–] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wouldn't brightness be proportional to the square root of the amount of light released? Also they didn't mention the mass of the wax in the two candles.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

That's right, light goes out in all directions, not all focused towards your eye. So the 4x as bright candle burns 16x as fast?

I assumed mass is kept constant. Or it would be, "the candle that burns four times as bright is really heavy."

[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (12 children)

Fuck you, shitass cats. Stop killing all the birds!

Keep your cats indoors, please.

[–] SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

The stray dogs outside keep my cat in.

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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not to forget how flexible you are and where you can go with your tongue.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yeah, but your tongue is covered in sandpaper.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Hey, no kink shame :)

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I read that a tiger's tongue is so abrasive they can lick the skin right off your body.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Kill billions of birds and only the Aussies dare retaliate.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Cats team up with emus.

Humans leave Australia.

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] ManniSturgis@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago
[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Wait, which 3...this could be bad.

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What if cats just protect us from the gov*rnment?
c/birdsarentreal

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What if the cats are working with the government to get rid of malfunctioning drones

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

I have never seen a cat in uniform.
And I don't say that just in hope of cute pictures

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

forgot to add, "wake up humans at 2am and go back to sleep immediately afterwards"

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I started yelling at my cats randomly when they're sleeping just for a little payback.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Most of these describe my gamer sister growing up. Cute, sleepy, etc.

I'll admit, hiding the bodies growing up was tough work!

[–] SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

We got a LeyLey here

[–] The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well two out of four aint bad.. 😅😉

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Sleeping all day and killing for fun 😎

[–] The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Doesnt say the attention has to be positive either. 😅😂

[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

these two are contradictory tho

[–] mrmanager@lemmy.today 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Cats are easily the best looking being on the planet.

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

No they didn't.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I dispute "always cute." I knew a guy who had a cat that looked disturbingly similar to Mao Zedong. Like if Mao Zedong was a cat, he would look like that cat. I don't know how else to put it. But it sort of took away the cute factor and replaced it with a major creepiness one.

[–] lath@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Do you also prefer the unavoidable estrus state that makes you horny against your will and takes over all your senses?

[–] TwoCubed@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If your holders are responsible people, this will never happen.

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And they won't let you out to kill all the birds either.

[–] viking@infosec.pub 3 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Just a few. Not all of them.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I already have that as a human male.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 2 years ago

9 lives, going to the heaviside layer, pretty sweet.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Death around every corner... they live a very exciting life

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