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[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 37 points 8 months ago

Lives no more than twenty years

Sign me up!

[-] z500@startrek.website 7 points 8 months ago

The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

... How dare you nerd snipe me

...

Now, if brightness is amplitude of light ... But is it? Is it like sound that we perceive logarithmically? And if it's burning wax at 4x the rate, will it be yet brighter because more of the gases ignite? Why is it burning faster? Has it four wicks? Thicker wick? Different geometry? Or does it imply a better oxygen source? If oxygen, again, maybe the same rate of wax burns brighter. Or maybe not: maybe it's as simple as, the same proportion of wax burns, releasing the same amount of light energy, in the same spectral distribution, as long as you stay within practical parameters (e.g. not hot enough to get secondary combustion - if that even happens for candle smoke). Okay so I think the candle burning 4x the rate will make 4x the light, in which case it's just a question of perception, but we can argue that brightness really is amplitude - or is it the square root because... bother my brain's gone blank but it's like an amplitude Vs magnitude thing but those are the same so it must be something else... But if we call amplitude brightness then I think yes, the same-mass candle burning at 4x brightness will burn out in a quarter of the time. Phew, I think I can correctly upvote your comment.

[-] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

Wouldn't brightness be proportional to the square root of the amount of light released? Also they didn't mention the mass of the wax in the two candles.

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

That's right, light goes out in all directions, not all focused towards your eye. So the 4x as bright candle burns 16x as fast?

I assumed mass is kept constant. Or it would be, "the candle that burns four times as bright is really heavy."

[-] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 25 points 8 months ago

Fuck you, shitass cats. Stop killing all the birds!

Keep your cats indoors, please.

[-] SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

The stray dogs outside keep my cat in.

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[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago

Not to forget how flexible you are and where you can go with your tongue.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago

Yeah, but your tongue is covered in sandpaper.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

Hey, no kink shame :)

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[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I read that a tiger's tongue is so abrasive they can lick the skin right off your body.

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 16 points 8 months ago

Kill billions of birds and only the Aussies dare retaliate.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

Cats team up with emus.

Humans leave Australia.

[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 13 points 8 months ago

What if cats just protect us from the gov*rnment?
c/birdsarentreal

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 5 points 8 months ago

What if the cats are working with the government to get rid of malfunctioning drones

[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

I have never seen a cat in uniform.
And I don't say that just in hope of cute pictures

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 13 points 8 months ago
[-] ManniSturgis@lemmy.zip 17 points 8 months ago
[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago
[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Wait, which 3...this could be bad.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

forgot to add, "wake up humans at 2am and go back to sleep immediately afterwards"

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I started yelling at my cats randomly when they're sleeping just for a little payback.

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

Most of these describe my gamer sister growing up. Cute, sleepy, etc.

I'll admit, hiding the bodies growing up was tough work!

[-] SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

We got a LeyLey here

[-] The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Well two out of four aint bad.. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‰

[-] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 8 months ago

Sleeping all day and killing for fun ๐Ÿ˜Ž

[-] The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Doesnt say the attention has to be positive either. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] vox@sopuli.xyz 2 points 8 months ago

these two are contradictory tho

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

I dispute "always cute." I knew a guy who had a cat that looked disturbingly similar to Mao Zedong. Like if Mao Zedong was a cat, he would look like that cat. I don't know how else to put it. But it sort of took away the cute factor and replaced it with a major creepiness one.

[-] mrmanager@lemmy.today 6 points 8 months ago

Cats are easily the best looking being on the planet.

[-] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago
[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

No they didn't.

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[-] lath@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Do you also prefer the unavoidable estrus state that makes you horny against your will and takes over all your senses?

[-] TwoCubed@feddit.de 7 points 8 months ago

If your holders are responsible people, this will never happen.

[-] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 7 points 8 months ago

And they won't let you out to kill all the birds either.

[-] viking@infosec.pub 3 points 8 months ago

Just a few. Not all of them.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I already have that as a human male.

[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Death around every corner... they live a very exciting life

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 8 months ago

9 lives, going to the heaviside layer, pretty sweet.

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