Felt good the day I told HR they didnt need to invest any more resources to "help" me. I was done and the boss clearly didnt care about having me around so I told them to fire me.
Up in the air was ahead of its time
If past.lives are real then every hr employee across the globe had a past life as some middle manag3mentnpaper.pusher making the Holocaust possible.
If you work in hr there's about a 99℅ you are irredeemably evil.
If you work in hr there's about a 99℅ you are irredeemably evil.
That's a funny way to spell "If you are a billionaire".
Would you prefer them be weeping? No really I wonder which people like getting bad news from more, happy or sad people.
I'd rather they rip the bandaid off and not pretend they are my friend. You are firing me. You are removing me from my source of income. Stop trying to be "pleasant" because it just looks like you are enjoying it.
No smiles, no affected happiness, no weasel words about being "let go". Just say "yeah, sorry, you're fired". The more emotionless you can make it on your end, the better.
Heck don't even fire me in person. Send me an e-mail. It's a lot more... Humane. Less cruel.
