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[-] Aussiemandeus@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Damn now i want to use condoms with my wife

[-] revlayle@lemm.ee 31 points 1 year ago

I, too, would like to use condoms with this guy's wife

[-] pazukaza@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Get in line, pal.

[-] LeylaaLovee@lemmy.fmhy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

This is what I'm gonna pull out next time my girlfriend asks me to whip her.

[-] platysalty@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

Man, that might impress her so much that she might sleep with me!

[-] Vampiric_Luma@latte.isnot.coffee 1 points 1 year ago

If it doesn't, remind yourself that duel-wielding is always impressive.

[-] Stabbywithsocks1@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Used to come in those little plastic bubbles you'd get from those coin dispensers. I always wanted the mini handcuffs.

[-] Madnessx9@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

With that sound whoooopssshh

[-] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Imagine using your light up sneakers to spot where the condom is and then using your heelies to wheel over to the bathroom because he didn’t use the condom in the end.

[-] wiese@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I need one! Let's hope he can hold that erection while laughing.

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