I can’t think of anything more 2024 than openly talking about having sexual intercourse with household objects but censoring the word “retard”.
this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2024
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Awww
They went from 'toasters' to 'a toaster'. OP stopped slutting it up and found the toaster for them. How wholesome
The toasters:
The Toasters
I had one of their cassettes back in the day! If i recall correctly, the last track on the album was called "T Time".
Guy was white before he met them.
Porque No Los Dos?
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It was definitely there before the internet, too. You just couldn't easily connect with other toaster fuckers.
No you couldn't...I connected with em perfectly fine
You must be a toaster
Being unable to find a group of enablers to reinforce each other's insanity is a good thing.
Having to have actual, real life humans as your social circle helps in actually socializing people. Like kittens who need other cats around to learn how to properly cat themselves. Without it they develop social issues or worse.
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That has to be at least a quarter of the entire Warhammer 40k community.
Thats just the Cult Mechanicus, wait till he finds out about Skiitari femboys fucking toasters.
Praise the Omnissiah!
Omnibussy
fuck up your life
You see, the thing about that is you always hear about the guy who jerks off to r/dragonsfuckingcars and then does a mass shooting, but you never hear about the guy who goes to work in the morning, does an adequate job, comes home, jerks off to r/dragonsfuckingcars and then goes peacefully to sleep
ಠ_ಠ
found the /r/carsfuckingdragons guy
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Stupid sexy Cylons
Feels like I’m frakking nothing at all.
I hate the censorship
A metaphor for Alex Jones and his acolytes
and so many others online. there are so many very tight and close echo chambers, where people outright invent a new reality for themselves, and get angry, antagonistic towards actual reality
See: AntiVaxxers, NeoNazi's, and Flat Earthers.
at least before social media these nutbars stayed isolated and alone and couldn't get together and recruit / spread their messages easily.
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Is he talking literally about toasters or using it as a slang for robots/androids?
It's an allegory for any "extremely niche" interest that would have been considered super weird before these people could easily find eachother, although OP probably had furries and people like that in mind.
It's 4chan. The dude literally wants to fuck toasters.
Like the cheap ones you get from the supermarket that break 3 weeks or the super expensive ones with very important blue LEDs on everything?
How do I know, mate? This is not 4chan, we're on Lemmy. I want to ~~fuck~~ install Linux.
Anyone wanting to fuck the cheap ones is sick in the head.
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I’ll take this one: It’s toasters
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