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submitted 7 months ago by NIB@lemmy.world to c/world@lemmy.world

Authorities in the Russian Republic of Chechnya have announced a ban on music that they consider too fast or slow.

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[-] FatTony@discuss.online 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I feel like asking why now is besides the point, irrelevant really.

[-] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

They like to cha-cha real smooth. But not too smooth.

[-] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 7 months ago

Welp, there goes all the phonk music

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[-] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

No Doom or Speed metal, check.

[-] CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 8 points 7 months ago

Rip and tear, the music industry apart

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[-] yournamehere@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago

their president is stupid as fuck

[-] Agora@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 7 months ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Goldilockswave

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Michael Jackson's "Just beat it" is to be used as neutral metronome. Bohemian Rhapsody will be in the musical fire pit asap first thing in the morning. Also with "oh Donna" and "la Bamba" as well as pretty much every single music piece not used for CPR training.

It has been said, now go on and make it happen!

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 points 7 months ago

Oh thank god, so I can still strut down the street to "Stayin' Alive" on my next Chechnyan holiday.

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[-] bitchkat@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

I guess Low is going to have to cancel their Chechnya tour.

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago

So what’s the opposite of eating the onion, and not believing that this is actual news, but it is?

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[-] abcd@feddit.de 7 points 7 months ago

If I take a 2min Drum and Bass track with 170bpm, add 30s of silence at the beginning and the end it would result in ~113bpm for a track of 3 min. Would this be legal? Or did they also define how to measure the bpm?

Have they defined the planet for the length of the minute? How about a Venus minute? Or a Jupiter minute?

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[-] mightyfoolish@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

I think I know what happened. Russia's capital is in the Eastern Orthodox region of the country. They celebrate big Christian holidays such as Christmas using the Julian calendar; so about two weeks later than most. So, it makes sense that they celebrate the smaller holidays one week late. April Fools?

[-] KrokanteBamischijf@feddit.nl 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
  • Laughs in Dutch EDM * 🤣

(Hardcore/Gabber starts at ~160 BPM and goes all the way up to ~300 BPM). Definitely too fast.

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[-] bstix@feddit.dk 5 points 7 months ago

80-115 bpm only.

What is their legal definition of a beat?

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

What kadyrovites do to their wives

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[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Huh. Guess they don't like extratone

There’s a strong chance you don’t have many extratone records in your collection. An electronic genre that operates at a tempo of 1,000 beats per minute, and can sometimes hit the startling realms of 10,000 BPM, extratone is an acquired taste to say the least—and possibly just a smidgen out of your standard tempo comfort zone

[-] GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 6 points 7 months ago

TIL my car has been making speedcore every day for the last decade.

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[-] sab@kbin.social 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It should certainly spice up performances of John Cage's As Slow as (legally) Possible.

[-] Xyphius@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 months ago

wait... Air by Bach is too fast? (134 bpm)

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[-] tourist@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

drummer distracted by falling stagelight

Chechen authorities 360noscope him for lowering the BPM

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