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[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I feel like human nipples just because it would be way more convenient. Getting the whole extra torso under the horse body seems like a pain. I need someone to draw both options now so we can discuss.

Eta: wait wait, are centaur babies human baby sized with proportionately small horse parts, or are they baby horse sized with a bigger human parts to match? That could change my answer.

[-] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago

I feel like they should be colt sized, because in most depictions centaurs don't seem to actually have accessible human genitals, so they should be gestating in the horse body and not the human body.

[-] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

But they’re not literally half human half horse, they’re fully centaur.

So there’s no human genitalia or horse body, only centaur genitalia and centaur body. Where the centaur genitalia is on the centaur body could be anywhere, ex. horse based locale dong but human based mammaries.

[-] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

Some conversations make me regret being alive.

[-] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

I call that feeling 'waking up in the morning'.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago

I'm guessing the human ones as you'll need to hold them until they're strong enough to hold up their own heads. Maybe then you switch to the horse ones for convenience

[-] moody@lemmings.world 1 points 8 months ago

you’ll need to hold them until they’re strong enough to hold up their own heads.

I don't see that happening. Do you have any idea how much a horse, even a baby one, weighs? It's not likely a mother centaur is strong enough to carry her baby to breastfeed it.

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

I think if it was the only way, centauri women would have an evolutionary advancement in the muscles of their upper body. Like kangaroos that are used to carry their kids in a belly pocket. And kangaroos punch like a motherfucker.

It would be funny to see all centauri women be built like MMA fighters and men be thin like a matchstick.

[-] moody@lemmings.world 0 points 8 months ago

They could always lie down to breastfeed like many animals do. That would make more sense.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago

That's what I envision; they lay down and hold the human part just like we do now and maybe the colt part stands or lays in a way that helps

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 0 points 8 months ago

Yep. And if they take this route, then the top body would have flat chests. That's not how many pictures centauri women, but I guess they'd have way less stress looking for a fitting bra.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 months ago

Human ones, cause lady centaurs wouldn't have boobs if they didn't.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 0 points 8 months ago

Do centaur hoes suck the horse dick or the human dick, respectfully?

[-] Deuces@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Did you see a front penis?

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago

In my dreams I do.

Where do you see the penis?

[-] Sorgan71@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago

They suck the horse dick, but fuck the human dick because the horse dick would kill them like it did in enumclaw

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Don't centaurs only have horse dick?

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 0 points 8 months ago

Do they? Have you seen one dick but not the other?

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago

I have seen some questionable centaur art. But never have I seen a human dick on a centaur. The horse dick is retractable anyway and centaurs usually don't wear clothes. Especially not where the human dick would attach.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 0 points 8 months ago

Maybe the human dick is retractable, too?

Two retractable wangs would make for some excellent questionable centaur art.

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago

But human dicks aren't actually retractable. That would then make it more than just part horse and part human.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago

I'd like to remind you that this is a fictional animal, they can have retractable penises if we want them to.

As someone else here said, centaurs aren't half human and half horse, they're all centaur. They just have the appearance of half human and half horse.

Besides, they're fictional. We can give them retractable dicks if we want to.

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago

Are there lady centaurs?

[-] Thranduil@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago

I dont know. I was under the impression the greek ones are male only but im tol lazy to google it

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 0 points 8 months ago

I think the writers across centuries made a pact to not picture a female centaur because it leads to a lot questions like that, and it's sexually confusing and can lead to assumptions the writer has a thing for fucking horses.

[-] Thranduil@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

So instead they have a thing for getting fucked by giant horse cocks

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