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The adults in the room are making the hard descions to support genocide smuglord checkmate kiddo

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[–] itappearsthat@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago

philosophical disagreement

this person has never once had politics touch their life

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Man it is really entertaining to watch libs freak out over how bad a candidate Biden is.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm not looking forward to the hogs squealing for joy at our big wet boy being back but I will enjoy seeing the libs cry all the crocodilian tears they couldn't spare for the children of Palestine

[–] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 2 years ago

Oh, November 12th, I'mma sit there smugging at these Anglo dogs like "Man, this is more tears than y'all cried for the Gaza Strip!"

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago (3 children)

How can these rubes actually think he's the "best president"? You can sell these libs anything at this rate.

[–] davel@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago (4 children)

And why are Lemmitors always 100% certain that Hexbears are children (when they don’t think we’re bots)?

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

Because you must be a child if you disagree with the Adults In The Room(tm)

[–] axont@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Liberals think all political distinction comes from ignorance or being misinformed. They think liberalism is correct like how gravity is correct. In our case we appear to be purposefully misinformed and so liberal brains interpret that as immaturity.

[–] davel@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Thank you for the distillation, comrade.

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure the average hexbear user was a Bernie fan in 2016, and was first politically aware during the Obama era, if not earlier. We just have enough younger people here to stop us from going full yells-at-cloud

[–] davel@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’m old enough to join AARP ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

American Association of Revolutionary Proletarians? anakin-padme-2

[–] D61@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

pulls out calipers

Its the libertarian ridge right here, points to forehead of subject, that indicates how likely it is that a self professed liberal will immediately default to visualizing a participant in a conversation as "child".

[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They were actual children during the last presidency. It also takes some hindsight to see how truly bad an administration is. I turned on Obama after his first term, but it wasn't until he was out that I really saw how bad he was, and how good they were at marketing

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] PoisonIvy@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 2 years ago

Evergreen screenshot

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

possibly the best I can recall

This is a fucking child

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

You can also tell its a child because they refer to all of us as children

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's a bit account, like SimulatedLiberalism I think. It must be. Every single one of their comments feels like a perfectly crafted lib response. Perfectly crafted, they tick every single lib box, make every single smug lib statement. There's no humanity there, just pure liberalism.

[–] HelltakerHomosexual@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

which means they could just be a liberal

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nah, they're too liberal to be a liberal. Any person who is behaving like that completely unironically would collapse in on themselves into a black hole of liberal smugness. They're beyond the liberal event horizon.

[–] blakeus12@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

this would be a great tagline

[–] davel@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

As a mod, when a two day old post is still going strong: 9 more replies → chomsky-yes-honey

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

The adults in the room fuckin love genocide and that's why I have never and will never listen to the adults in the room

I'm looking at the United States of America and i'm begging its citizens to burn it down.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Made a milquetoaste criticism of the
USA in the thread

im-doing-my-part

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

tHe fReEdOmS

[–] Mokey@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

The adults in the room during the Korean War: unhinged bloodthirsty racism

[–] princeofsin@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hold on, wait a minute! Are you really telling me these idiots think voting will actually change the outcome of the white supremacist empire?

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

I don't think they do. They just need a fig leaf to cover thier support for this white supremacist empire

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

The adults in the room are getting hard

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

damn there's some choice libs in that thread

absolute unthinkers