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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I seen his feet and they both lefty

He's only steppin half correctly

[–] Stache_@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago

"England is my city"

or

"Thats an awfully hot coffee pot"

[–] Plum@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Now I play hard like my girl's nipples be

The game sour like a pickle be

[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?

I put that pussy in a sarcophagus

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[–] MJKee9@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I was raised in the city...shitty..ever since i was an iddy biddy kiddy drinking liquor out my mama's tiddy.

[–] moe93@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago

Mom’s spaghetti

[–] cousinofjah@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

"Luda, Jada and Nas // and our bullets give you a deep tissue massage // so here's a song and dance while I make these ends // you never stood half a chance like Siamese Twins."

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

β€œI used to drive a dinger with the dents in, now it’s pearlescent, and the bonnet got the vents in.” - (Bonnet = hood of a car)

[–] fredhampton@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sure do two 22’s in my shoes

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[–] TheRealCharlesEames@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

We got the guillotine We got the guillotine, you better run

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[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 5 points 11 months ago

I'll rip a tree out the ground and flip it upside down 'Fore I turn over a new leaf, clown

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I overheard my mother singing some song and a line about "getting more ass than a toilet seat"

I don't know what it's from but that is an immaculate lyric.

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[–] designatedhacker@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

X gon' give it to ya Fuck waiting for you to get it on your own X gon' deliver to ya Knock knock, open up the door, it's real Wit the non-stop, pop pop of stainless steel

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[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

Bear witness to the sickest shot while suckers get romantic

They ain't gonna send us campin' like they did my man Fred Hampton

Still we lampin', still clockin' dirt for our sweat

A ballot's dead, so a bullet's what I get

A thousand years they had the tools, we should be takin' 'em

Fuck the G-ride, I want the machines that are makin' 'em

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Maybe I am the ballot in the box / the bullet in the gun / the inner glow that lets you know to call your brother son and really that whole theme song.

Honey, check it out you got me mesmerized

With your black hair and fat-ass thighs

I only wish I could find someone someday who will think of such romantic things to say to me...

[–] Sudo_Fail@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Swagger tighter then a yeast infection
Fly go hard like geese erection
Fashion patrol police detection
I stay tight like Chinese connection

Dr. Carter by Lil Wayne

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago (4 children)

m tryin' to explain, baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands

Amazing reference game

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[–] Horsey@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

Real Gs move in silence like lasagna.

[–] cheezoid2@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

I smell a grape in the duck preserves

[–] kambusha@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Like watching 1000 lemmings plummet just because the first one slipped

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[–] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 11 months ago

"Why did one straw break the camel's back? Here's the secret β€” the million other straws underneath it. It's all mathematics." -- Yasiin Bey

[–] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Canibus has some good ones but this is my fave:

Now if a bitch sucks yo' dick, for five dollars per square inchΒ 
And gets forty dollars, includin' a five dollar tipΒ 
How big was the dick she just sucked?Β 
(Say what?)Β 
Say how big was the dick she just sucked?Β 
(What?)

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[–] WideningGyro@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

I start to think and then I sink into the paper, like I was ink / when I'm writing I'm trapped in between the lines / I escape - when I finish the rhyme

[–] TeddyKila@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Plead the fifth, sip wine stiffly

Patiently come up and be spiffy in a jiffy

Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the nine through a fifty nine fifty

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I like my sugar with coffee and cream.

[–] Aluminum8637@midwest.social 2 points 11 months ago

And I'm notorious, I'll crush you like a jelly bean - LL Cool J

[–] TdotMatrix@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

Alone. Phone's unplugged. Ignoring calls even though no one does.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

You think that you can amputate me? I am you, you are me, you are I, I am we We are one, split in two that makes one, so you see You got to kill you if you wanna kill me

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