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Ben Shapiro Claims Palestinian Children Keep Dying on Purpose to Get out of Debating Him About Definition of Genocide (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 74 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The worst part about this is that I could actually picture him saying something like that

[–] livus@kbin.social 29 points 7 months ago

Me too. He gish gallops himself into some very weird argument positions.

The first part I straight up ate the onion.

[–] naonintendois@programming.dev 13 points 7 months ago

I literally thought that until I saw the community it was posted in lol.

[–] b3an@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I too, would prefer to die than to talk to Ben Shartpiro about anything. 🤮🤮💩💦

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 25 points 7 months ago

Not gonna lie, onion got my pessimistic ass.

[–] CliveRosfield@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago

Probably the worst title I’ve read from them. Bravo.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Damn I hate eating onions.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

By their spicy taste you can say they hate you too!

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

I ate it.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

such a piece of ass

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You think so? He doesn't look like anything special to me, but what do I know?

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

His sister on the other hand, WHOOO! She could make a guy consider converting, shalom!

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

I feel guilty to admit I read through her now banned subreddit, the comments on there were hilarious

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 3 points 7 months ago

The most on point Onion article, lol

[–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Isn't Ben Shapiro the kid wonder who never stopped being a kid or something?

[–] sadreality@kbin.social 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Which billionaire owns this shit stain again?

[–] Shyfer@ttrpg.network 1 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The Onion or Been Shapiro? Lol

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 7 months ago

Hopefully they mean who owns Benny

[–] sadreality@kbin.social 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Sir, the Onion actually puts out most honest social and political commentary than you can get from any "newspaper of record"

The shit stain has some right wing daddy supporting his career.