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[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 28 points 1 year ago

*switches sorting between new, scaled, hot and active

it's a flippin' orgy

[–] otacon239@feddit.de 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

he died from having sex with trump

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have three rules:

  • Biggest one tops

  • No funny stuff in the peehole

  • We will make out first and you will like it

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Biggest dick or tallest or is it by volume? Cause I have a decent chance at winning two of those and I just want to get fucked D=

Ok with #3 tho

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

By length. Sorry I didn't make the rules. I have a very small penis.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Hmmm, I have a strapon harness and a prodigious toy collection. Take turns?

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Sure i'm new to this bisexual thing anyways

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

You guys have sex?!?

[–] HorreC@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

It was just masturbation for me, PugJesus had both posts.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 1 year ago
[–] don@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Depends on the user’s default sort.

[–] FMC8456@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Is it even technically gay if the two users are opposite genders? (not sure if Zeppo is male, it only seems like it from the profile, if I'm wrong I deeply apologize).

[–] outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Maybe it means that Garfield has intense gay sex with the cannabis pie

[–] Zoop@beehaw.org 6 points 1 year ago

a screenshot that shows this post above another post that reads "they had intense gay sex" with an arrow pointing above it, to this post

Ha! Perfect!

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago
[–] dastechniker@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

moe from Simpsons and post malone

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Same for me, ew

[–] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] Senseless@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

Karlach and two female WW2 soviet senior sergeants? Well.. zip

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

A video game and a salad... I'm intrigued.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago