More importantly which do potential employers want to see on my resume because they're shifty bastards always moving the goal posta around

At work they just call me: "Put those pens back and get outta here; you were fired weeks ago!"

Code whispers

I hate that they took away my analyst title. I'm not a software engineer dammit. I don't even have an IDE installed and haven't done any programming in 10+ years.

I’ve had so many wacky job titles that at this point i dont care as long as i get paid.

Sorcerer of servers

Tech Priest Litanizer

If you call a dev a programmer and they don’t get huffy they are hands down one of the raddest people you’ll ever meet.

My friends call me "Please fix my printer".

Deputy assistant senior vice president software engineering manager

"...daughter dearest."

"Wow, this guy programs."

Serious question, not a native speaker: Why do people in the Anglosphere refer to mostly-software companies as tech companies, or to software developers as tech workers?

I am an engineer. Most developers aren't though, unfortunately.

I usually go by "fuck you". Like someone yells out of their cube "who's goddamn code is this?!?! Ah, fuck you"

Also codemancer

Chief bit twiddler

Software Author/ Author