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[-] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 14 points 8 months ago

The other half of the joke:

As the pirate sits down at the bar, the bartender also notices that he has a ships wheel as a belt buckle. "What's with the wheel?" The bartender asks....

"Yaarrrr, it be driving me nuts"

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

My favorite stupid joke. Always a go to for me.

[-] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 12 points 8 months ago

Would probably work better with the choclate bar. I had to look up that "Bounty" is also a paper towel brand.

[-] Doombot1@lemmy.one 21 points 8 months ago

I suppose it’s just a regional joke. I immediately knew of bounty the paper towel brand but had to look up “bounty the chocolate bar”. I’m from the USA.

[-] philo@lemmy.ca 15 points 8 months ago

Bounty is a chocolate bar?

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Knockoff Mounds

[-] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

North American chocolate/coconut/almond bar. Pretty good too 7/10

[-] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Also sold in the UK.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago

It's a knockoff of the US Mounds.

[-] philo@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago

Mars is the manufacturer and according to them, it's sold in the UK and Canada so take it up with them.

[-] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

In the UK it's called plenty now not bounty.

[-] illi@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Funily enough, Mars is also a chocolate bar

this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2024
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