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submitted 6 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/lotrmemes@midwest.social

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[-] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 6 months ago

I’m not married and somehow still do this?

Like I just bought myself a new bed frame and omg I’m just dying to have my partner over to see it once it’s set up (my .. 37 yo self - fuck, that’s right - feels so adult!).. like ooh idk surprise I guess? The birthday fairy left it for me? Don’t judge my spending. It’s precious. My precious.

[-] BlitzoTheOisSilent@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

I do this with my dog, haha. Anytime I come home with anything (groceries, tools, etc) I have to take each item out and at least show it to my dog (usually let him sniff it if it's not food).

Like, "Oooooh, look, mom got a hammer! OOOOOH, a hammer!" and she's just sniffing and wagging away, hahaha

[-] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 6 months ago

You gotta enjoy the little things mate. Your dog is thrilled to be included in your daily life, guaranteed.

[-] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Okay I'm gonna steal this for my loved ones when we both know it's just a Charlie brown sad day. I love it, thank you.

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

I’m not judging. You do you, precious.

[-] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 months ago

Ha sorry not you judging; partner. Who won’t either. I just have poverty spend-confidence issues. 😅 justify every large purchase. This one is “because I want it” which is difficult justification.

But it glows, precious. It has power, precious. I wanted it so much, and now it will be mine, my precious. 😊