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Is it strange that I want to try this too? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] BunnyKnuckles@startrek.website 75 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't do it! Ghosts will show up and ruin your Christmas.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

At least the ghosts are helping us in the War on Christmas. Somebody's gotta be on the side of against Christmas in order for the culture war to make any sense.

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Maybe the real war on Christmas is the ghosts we make along the way.

And whats more woke than helping those with nobody to fight for them.

[–] Raxiel@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't know how well you'll sleep with those four spirits visiting you, but sweet dreams.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Wait, what's the fourth spirit?

[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 years ago

The spirit of sexy Christmas.

[–] androogee@midwest.social 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

(Five if they're Muppets.)

Marley was dead, to begin with.

[–] Altreus@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I feel like the only person in the world who can't stand polyester, especially in bed

[–] fogstormberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 years ago

polyester is ass. 100% cotton all day every day

[–] TurtleTourParty@midwest.social 8 points 2 years ago

I hate it. It feels terrible on my skin and quickly smells.

[–] KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My mother is allergic to it. Real pain in the ass. You're not the only one.

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You mean like polyester underwear?

[–] KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

And shirts, and bandaids, and thread, and gloves, and...

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 2 years ago

I'll stick to mono ester, I'm not a Bigamist heathen.

[–] chooglers@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 years ago

needs more bifocals and mutton chops

[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

The "snoreee mimimimi" fit

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

"He's clearly got some issues, I just don't know that PTSD is one of them..."

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

product page screenshots and not an order confirmation screen

Pussy.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 years ago

Thats a child's nightcap, it'll be pretty uncomfortable

[–] noseatbelt@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago

It's like 1900 when my eyelids drop.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Long winter’s nap.

[–] DrRatso@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

I dunno, sleeping naked is the best. Once I started sleeping naked, I could never go back, it just feels weird to have any clothes on in bed now.

The only reason I will put clothes on is if Im spiking a fever, so Ill put on some clothes to get my temp spike faster as I wait for the ibuprofen to kick in or the temp to reach the set point, then Ill undress.