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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Your honor, I'm a freak bitch, handcuffs, leashes
Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheatin'
Put him on his knees, give him somethin' to believe in
Never lost a fight, but I'm lookin' for a beatin'
In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya
If he ate my ass, he's a bottom-feeder
Big D stand for big demeanor
I could make ya bust before I ever meet ya
If it don't hang, then he can't bang
You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain
If he fuck me and ask "Whose is it?"
When I ride the dick, I'ma spell my name, ah

[–] vegantomato@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It seems to be working, those kids each have 2 boners.

[–] Skates@feddit.nl 11 points 2 years ago

TIL the purpose of bedtime songs is to give children boners

[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

"I got high last night on LSD, my mind was beautiful, and I was free. Warts love my nipples because they are pink, vomit on me baby, yeah yeah yeah. A blind man's penis is erect because he is blind, it's erect because he is blind"

"Dad what the fuck"

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

WAP can go die in a hole. I would love to never hear that "song" - or Nicki Minaj - ever again.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You'll never be able to stir macaroni without thinking of the song. It's in your brain, etched deep like a childhood trauma. Never, ever will you escape it. You'll go years without thinking about it, and then your mom serves mac n cheese at dinner, and you're under the table in the fetal position, wavering between tears and a throbbing erection, the song pounding between your ears.

This is your life now.

[–] Twitches@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

That was very poetic

[–] Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

A true poet

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Good lord I hope not

[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wet ass pussy lives rent free in your head

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Unfortunately.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

Don't fuck for free. When you do, you get nothin'. Not a damn dime for your time.