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Wholesome (lemmy.today)

submitted 10 months ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/risa@startrek.website

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[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 30 points 10 months ago

A man owned a music shop, and his lover owned the flower shop next door.

One day she came by and asked if he'd like to have some flowers to brighten up his store.

"Yes, please. Put roses on the piano and tulips on my organ."

[old, old, old joke]

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 7 points 10 months ago

Naughty, naughty

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

I was just thinking that there are no scenes of Scotty and McCoy sharing a glass or two and telling tales in TOS. A shameful dereliction

[-] UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

Thought this was an aaaaaace community for a second

[-] franklin@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Dunno if it's a community or the type of battery my remote uses

[-] UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

It was an asexual shitposting community back at the old place

[-] TheNitroZeus@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Not the Picard manoeuvre he was expecting.

[-] optissima@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Thrusts at full force, stops immediately before penetration, ejaculates.

The Picard Maneuver

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