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[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago

I'm a little offended you made me relate to him.

[+] scytale@lemm.ee 37 points 2 years ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

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[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So you don't want to be a Karen and you wait patiently another 15 minutes. You finally break and ask the waiter. They come back to you saying that the order was somehow lost and that it'll take them 30m to make it. The night is ruined.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

More hilariously you could be like my mate. When ordering on an app first started I was on a dad's day out with one of my friends and both of our sons.

I ordered on the app whilst my mate went to the bar to order. He flipped his shit when my food got there first. He's the embodiment of a male Karen and it's embarrassing.

[–] ericbomb@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I know making it do that is just a marketing trick that they do on purpose

But it WORKS.

[–] javasux@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I get ahead of it by just ordering the fajitas before anyone else has a chance to

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Y'all be staring. They be eating green peppers and overcooked meat. I'll be chillin in the back with chorizo, cilantro, and lime. And tequila that doesn't come with half a bag of sugar.

[–] DrCake@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That’s exactly why I wouldn’t order one of these. I don’t want everyone looking over to me as I get my food

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But you are a temporary god. They look on in awe

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The last time I was a temporary god didn't end well. There's a lot of damage you can do in 1:36 minutes. So many dead babies...

[–] pikmeir@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Found Anakin's alt.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Guessing you don’t celebrate your birthday at nightclubs. (Piped)

[–] Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

That burger looks good, I should have ordered that. I really should have ordered the burger. Give me your burger...

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But OP, I’m sure you’re not a giant piece of shit who deserves to be eaten alive by fire ants, so how can this be you IRL?

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

That face of unpreparedness resonates.

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What they looking at? Looks like in the movies when there’s a surprise witness the bad guys weren’t expecting but the god guys found and convinced just in the Nick of time.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Someone brought in straight frogs.

[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Maybe the moment they realized the lawyer had given all of Alex Jones' private messages to the other lawyer.