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Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

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[โ€“] Nurufu@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago

Nurufu like Assassination Classroom. Koro-sensei have funny laugh. Make good name

[โ€“] WorldWideLem@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Joining lemmy.world. Internet is world wide web. Become WorldWideLem.

[โ€“] ElBarto@lzrprt.sbs 2 points 2 years ago

CM Punk Angrily Ate Muffins

[โ€“] dnkroz@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

God mode...

Rhymes are the ultimate form of comedy and dick jokes are funny no matter a person's age.

[โ€“] nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Either programming or working on electronics projects or procrastinating on Matrix, Reddit, HN, or Lemmy. Being on Lemmy implies procrastinating on all those things, therefore "nothacking". (Seems to be internet unique too, but not sure due to abundance of people using #nothacking in hashtags)

[โ€“] init@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Init is program computer start that start computer. Computer use Lemmy to start init. Now init start Lemmy too

[โ€“] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Take wool, don't pay.

[โ€“] mihnt@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Switched World of Warcraft server. Someone have name. Add silent h. It stuck.

[โ€“] Cheshire@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

Between liking cats, favoring the colors purple and blue, and enjoying humor based on twisted logic, choosing "Cheshire Cat" as namesake seemed obvious.

[โ€“] greedytacothief@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Give taco plz

[โ€“] scorpious@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Astrology + irony

[โ€“] AmericanDesi@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago

Movie title and quality of two cultures

[โ€“] Mesa@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Is final iteration of long chain of names. Starts with "Metaqione," a slightly off English phonetic spelling of Italian word for "jester," pronounced as if name were Spanish. Name often shortened to "Meta," which was cool, and then Meta used name as branding for all creations. Then, big corporation decides to change name. And then Meta was pissed, decided that "Metaqione" was too hard to pronounce correctly anyway, and therefore changed name.

"Metaqione" became "Mesaqoraz," a new iteration and chapter. New name had something related to universe and metaphysics, but then Mesaqoraz no remember now. Name "Mesaqoraz" was actually very short-lived, and was not attractive to Mesaqoraz because name was too complicated and hard to remember, which resulted in truncated name "Mesa," but "Mesa" was too common and is real word in many languages, and initials of Mesa's real name were promptly added to front, creating "Delmesa." Because Lemmy new and small, and programming.dev even smaller, "Mesa" was available, which is nickname for Delmesa.

[โ€“] Stormdaddy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I must blow. I make this land exist. I carry seeds; I birth...

I am StormFather's kinky side...SormDaddy

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[โ€“] KDE@monyet.cc 2 points 2 years ago

Kde plasma archlinux

[โ€“] Squirrel_Patrol@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Inspired by my dog who really, really loves squirrels

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[โ€“] Stuka@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Airplane vvvvrrreeeewwwwweeee BOOM

[โ€“] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] DLSantini@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Name is name. Bad idea. Good name. Easy choice.

[โ€“] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] charonn0@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

Star Trek fun. Futurama fun. Together much fun. Three L's best joke.

Random Word Generator

[โ€“] rich@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] redballooon@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Look and see

[โ€“] Zana@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

Random name generator in an mmo.

[โ€“] zeusbottom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

High school nickname.

[โ€“] r2vq@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Real initials were already taken so Hotmail suggested ending with "2". Unfortunately, "rvq2" looked difficult to secure everywhere (and pretty ugly) so "r2vq" was born and used everywhere.

[โ€“] SlimeKnight@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Monster Girls and Medieval Fantasy

[โ€“] TravelRat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Drunk night forgetting that it's called car puppy.

[โ€“] mifan@feddit.dk 2 points 2 years ago

Guybrush was already taken.

[โ€“] Sim@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 years ago

Am real. Or am?

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