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[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 58 points 2 years ago

Well good for them...they needed something to cheer them up after losing their jobs.

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 55 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Wait you guys are getting laid?

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Can't confirm, am married with kids. Action is non-existent anymore.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Probably shouldn't be marrying kids...

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Uhm yeah I think my memo was lost...

[–] rynzcycle@kbin.social 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It took me like 10 minutes to figure out what this post was about. Feels good to know I'm qualified to work on the NPR social marketing team.

[–] miridius@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Could you explain for the rest of us?

[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Laid" instead of "laid off".

[–] OceanSoap@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lol, my brain totally filled in the "off" there.

[–] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 years ago

CMV: Tech workers come from eggs

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Ah, the annual mating season

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 years ago

society in shambles

[–] indepndnt@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Tech workers got some

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

i need an independent fact check on those numbers, that seems optimistic

[–] Hereforpron2@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 2 years ago

Unprecedented

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

It was pon farr time

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Only because they were sent to Federal FMITA Prison for doing the Superman III hack.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

The key is to kick someone’s ass on the first day, or become someone’s bitch.

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Pheromones

[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

"Sorry, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off - I have a headache."