Does this cute account also exist on Mastodon somewhere? Someone please help!
If you do @handle@bird.makeup, you can follow them by proxy.
I like to put crunch water in my water to make my water more water.
I prefer adding powdered milk to my milk to get 50% more milk per milk
I do this with my morning coffee when I hit snooze extra times. Just throw a spoonful of instant in my brewed coffee and drink 1 cup. Sometimes with 2 ice cubes so I can consume it quick. Depends how many times I hit snooze lol
Are you Xzibit?
My mostly black dog likes to lie out in the direct sun during the summer for half an hour before coming inside and eating ice cubes at volumes higher than a jet plane taking off.
s/crunch/cronch . Missed opportunity there.
aha! further proof that my dog is not, in fact, a dog!
