This is so fucking stupid. 12 year olds can't buy alcohol, of COURSE they would need someone to buy it for them.
Except 12 year olds don’t drink Johnny Walker Black Label, everybody knows that.
I would suggest some Smirnoff Ice instead, or maybe a light beer.
Where's the greentext?
It’s Anonymous.
> here
12 years old and mixed up with coke.
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