Asklemmy

Going from point A to point B, now with more dead whales.

Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out

Virgin man dismantles mafia fighting over a tiny ass piece of land. He beats up everyone (sometimes with a rpg) without killing anyone ever while doing random bullshit like racing toy cars on the side and helping people around the city.

Also he crosses paths with a less kind one eyed man who runs a brothel.

An endless conveyor belt of new recruits get lasered in the face, squeezed by snakes, shocked by electric batons, and mind controlled while trying to save their home from the ayylmaos.

They also frequently have Sears photoshoots taken of their squads to plaster around the game as propaganda.

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A rustic family's lives are torn apart by the rise of capitalism driven by the boredom of an immortal.

Wake up in a zombie apocalypse and then die after over 100 playtime hours with the same character because of a little mistake losing everything.

Someone's fursona goes to war against an ecocidal billionaire with his robot boyfriend and vandalises a lot of street lights while making PG sex jokes

Participate in dream therapy and fall asleep and follow a doctor's voice as you have your mind broken over and over by optical illusions until you wake up and then cry irl at the ending speech.

You kinda play with reincarnations of Adam and Eve but original Eve was kind of Adam's mom. Current Adam has a lot of trauma he tries to shut away with different personalities but then the ghost of his previous incarnation takes over his father's body to try to push the traumatized personality out. Eventually you discover a kid on a lab who comes to life in your presence and she tells you it was an even older incarnation of Adam who created her artificially based on Eve because nobody could have natural kids anymore at that time but that didn't really wipe humans out either. And all through the game some sort of AI with the personality of some very old folks had been spying on you through your save files. In the end current Adam and Eve fall out of the sky naked but inside a giant robot, with all your friends watching you from a distance because they can't fly since your actions made every other giant robot stop working, except for yours.

you fight water

Fight for scraps and die. Die 5 more times from getting beat with a rock. Fight for more scraps and get small base. Lose all scrap in base from asshole clan. Beat head against wall in frustration. Oh and die some more and do it all again tomorrow.

Commit crimes but it’s a speedrun.

Edit: no one has it yet

A group of drunks fend off dingoes long enough to brew more booze.

8 foot tall penis beast murders everyone you meet

Let me sleep for centuries while pure evil kills everyone.

Spikey hair man, a stuffed animal friend, a meow meow best animal friend, a cigarette smoking space uncle, black gun arm man, big boobie bestie, christian pink girl, thieving ninja girl, and emo vampire-esque goth daddy re-enact Armageddon and also fight long white hair man with mommy issues. Also a dirty old man with floating crystals, no legs, and the ability to fly gives you advice.

Geat beat up enough times and you'll become a pensioner

You're an ex CEO of a Japanese company, but somehow are still pulled in their affair.

You and a girl are having fun at the fair until a portal opens. You enter the portal for everyone to claim your girl is a queen.

It makes you think about sucking your own dick.

Child with jaundice is possessed and kills an entire race. Unless you decide to flirt with them, in which case you get to save said race and also get a new mommy.

Also there's lore or something? I'm not sure since all the puns distracted me.

Gas station tf2

Flower boob trampoline

you make people eat things they hate and they kill each other over boulders in the visible vicinity. sometimes the higher power tries its best to kill them, other times you get 36 milk.

plumer eat mushroom go brrrrr