Why is the monkey always the bitch. Monkeys fuckin' love rape, they're more likely to be the agressor

Alien dude is fuckin lovin it

Seems legit, if we are the aliens on another planet, we would fuck or kill whatever we find, too.

Hey, that may be where I came from, but I don't want to advertise it.

That would explain where the pyramids came from.

That explains a lot.