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[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And then there’s Linux, no pondering about media before, it just cares which it found after another on each interface upon boot.

Also, I’m sure the alphabet naming thing came from C/C++, which came after C, which borrowed from B, etc. And yes, there is a D, but people prefer scripting languages because reasons.

[–] tigerhawkvok@startrek.website 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I mean I purchased an external floppy for my undergrad laptop as recently as... 2004... Oh shit that was 22 years ago... Fuck a kid born a year later can legally buy alcohol and a kid born then is graduating from undergraduate....

When did I get old?

[–] treesapx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I remember building a computer in 2004 and finally making the decision to not include a floppy drive since I had just been booting from the CD drive for the past couple of issues anyways.

I was reminded of this several years later when I made the decision not to include a disk drive in my latest build.

[–] Iamaquantummechanic@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

I used a floppy disk yesterday. In some businesses we use old equipment for a long time. Because it works.

[–] twopi@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Easy. At some point between then and now.

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

I just need to pause and reflect on the level of commitment in that post. They started out strong, and just kept on going.

Absolutely outstanding.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

People talk about the legacy of the floppy disk (mid-eighties to mid-aughts) being used as a save icon, but drive letters are even more extreme - and absurd - than that.

CP/M came out in 1974 and introduced drive letters A: and B: for floppy drives, and Microsoft copied that for DOS and the early DOS-based versions of Windows. Microsoft finally killed off the DOS lineage with Windows Me in 2000, so that was 26 years of drive letters actually being part of the OS' architecture.

Windows NT came out in 1993 - 19 years after CP/M - and didn't use drive letters but for the sake of backwards compatibility and familiarity it would emulate them. All versions of Windows since 2000 are based on NT. So we had 26 years of drive letters being needed, and 33 years of faking it for consistency.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Us Linux heathens never had any of the letter gods, we just worship the one and only, the beginning and the end, the alpha and the omega, the one true god:

/

[–] waggz@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

It’s wherever came loading from initramfs and vmlinuz. Basically, whatever BIOS/UEFI found as the Lord of the Roots.

[–] draeath@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago

It's always there, even before anything is mounted. You just overlay a filesystem over it during boot.

[–] Tahl_eN@lemmy.world 131 points 2 days ago (5 children)

We still pay homage to the old gods with the "save" icon

[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 44 points 2 days ago

Fun fact: that's why we call them icons.

[–] Hal@piefed.nz 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was explaining to my kids about floppy disks, and mentioned the save icon. The what? The button you press to save. It just says "save" they said.

I think they use the Google suite at school, and apparently the save button just says "save". Although TBH I half expected them to not know of it because of auto-saving.

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Me pressing ctrl-s all the time in a google docs window

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[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago

I need a historical fantasy book in this concept.

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 day ago (6 children)

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another drive was made.

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[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 65 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"And the bios sayeth unto the user: Come forth and insert disk 23 of 30. And they did so. When the needle of the drive tested the disk, it had become corrupted, verily."

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Thus the monkey of the isle demanded Disk 114 be inserteth. Yet there was no Disk 114 and much confusion was sewn."

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Adventure Island for NES stumped me for a while until I learned you had to do the thing

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Appreciate you talking in code to avoid spoilers for a game released in 1986.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 2 points 22 hours ago

Would hate to spoil that for anyone

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 16 points 2 days ago

Not joking but I did 1800 support for Windows 95 and at the end, right before 98, there was a constant problem with a specific floppy and people would like call us and we would try to send them a cd replacement but could send the fixed floppy. It was silly because it was the most common call for a bit. Like that batch of floppies all died at the same time

[–] phailhaus@piefed.social 17 points 1 day ago

Back in the XP era, I set a hard drive to B and random installers would refuse to target it because they insisted it was too small. Good times.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 56 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Windows people are starting to name their ssd a: and b:

It's horrible

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago

The old ways are being forgotten. The oral history of the gray beards.

[–] UnpledgedCatnapTipper@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I had an xp install that defaulted my boot drive to H: and I never bothered to figure out why or change it.

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[–] OnASnowyEvening@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I got you, OP…

C:\DOS

C:\DOS\RUN

RUN\DOS\RUN

[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And the CD-ROM drive was D:

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It was called "D" for "disk", duh.

(The above comment for legal purposes is a joke.)

[–] Cyber@feddit.uk 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"D" was actually used for "Drink Holder"

[–] db2@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Kratzkopf@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I was convinced I had seen the spelling 'disk' before, so I looked it up and found this (new to me) and interesting distinction on wiktionary.

In most varieties of English, disk is the preferred spelling for magnetic media (hence floppy disk, hard disk, disk drive), whereas disc is preferred for optical media (hence compact disc, digital versatile disc, optical disc). For all other uses, disk is preferred in American English and acceptable in Canadian English, and disc otherwise. Less commonly, disc is used for magnetic media (as in floppy disc and discette); similarly, disk is sometimes used for optical media, as in compact disk and optical disk.

But also both forms seem to be usable for geometric disc shapes.

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It’s probably a replication on our languages.

For example, in Swedish… it’s spelled telefon, not telephone. I was trying to think of a word, where in Swedish, it’s a k whereas in English, it’s a c. Ah, yes - katten for cat, as in felix.

Did you know that laser, as in laser disc, is likely from the Swedish word läser, which means to read.

[–] myrmidex@belgae.social 1 points 1 day ago

Not the greatest week for grammar nazis either it seems

[–] digitalFatteh@lemmy.ca 37 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

‘Dances with ribbons of mainframe tape’

Rise ye old ones RISE

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I remember the first computer my family had, when i was around 5 hears old, was an old IBM something with a laborious switch to power it on. Like a flick switch that pulled a metal rod, i dont know the specifics but this rod must have moved something to complete and electrical circuit and the thing came to life.

It had 1 floppy drive and a blanker for a second. A: and B: were reserved for these drives. Windows 3.11 was installed from 12 floppy disks and we ran all of our games from DOS. Except lemmings which was built into the OS.

The box was horizontal, that classic beige colour and had the classic IBM 2 button mouse. No speakers. No modem. A 12 inch crt screen (in matching beige)

We had a dot matrix printer that we never replaced the ink ribbon for. So after that ran dry we just used the paper for drawing on.

I miss that machine.

[–] MissingGhost@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 days ago

It's a Windows convention, but, if you are old enough, it was a DOS convention and a CP/M convention.

[–] matlag@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Tribute to all the old high priests who were executing the extended memory settings ritual based on each software requirements! We are the guardians of ancient knowledde!

You shall never be forgotten, sacred Amstrad 1512 DD, 512kB of RAM and Dual Drives, luxury of your time! Praise be to DR DOS an GEM Desktop!

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