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[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 65 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"And the bios sayeth unto the user: Come forth and insert disk 23 of 30. And they did so. When the needle of the drive tested the disk, it had become corrupted, verily."

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Thus the monkey of the isle demanded Disk 114 be inserteth. Yet there was no Disk 114 and much confusion was sewn."

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Adventure Island for NES stumped me for a while until I learned you had to do the thing

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Appreciate you talking in code to avoid spoilers for a game released in 1986.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

Would hate to spoil that for anyone

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 16 points 2 days ago

Not joking but I did 1800 support for Windows 95 and at the end, right before 98, there was a constant problem with a specific floppy and people would like call us and we would try to send them a cd replacement but could send the fixed floppy. It was silly because it was the most common call for a bit. Like that batch of floppies all died at the same time