Turns out, OP ist an overweight cis dude and the tits were covered in chicken nugget grease
this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2026
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Fake: OP had a friend
Gay: Well, this
What else were we expecting from 4chan user?
Fake: anon had friends.
Gay:anon had tits, which makes them a girl. And everyone knows they're the gayest thing a man can do
Gay:anon had tits, which makes them a girl. And everyone knows ~~they're the gayest thing a man can do~~
There are no girls on the internet (rule 30). Which means OP is a man who sent a shirtless picture of themselves to another man, which is pretty fucking gay.
Seems like an over reaction, unless the idea of boning had been brought up and rejected prior. Then it'd probably sting a bit.
You're entirely correct.
The only problem is, you're applying logic and real human empathy, to an imaginary story, meant to draw upon the self-pity and jealousy of incels, in order to get engagement.
Yeah you're right. Old habits die hard lmao.
OP sexually harasses friend and wonders why friend is angry and no longer wants to talk.
Clearly, anytime a friend of mine is sad about their life I should send them a picture of my dick.
Clearly, anytime a friend of mine is sad about their life I should send them a picture of my dick.
hey fren!
I mean, if the cause of their sadness is a lack of dick then I would understand the impulse. But the responder is still right, don't tease a starving person.