My last insight of anons mind caused quite a controversy so I thought I'd share something mild.
oh come on that wouldn't even be the weirdest thing they'd seen that week
this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2026
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"Fuck this" /taser
“TASE ME HARDER DADDDY!”
Actually harder to say in person. Source: self
They’ll just have to piece together the intent behind my moaning screams.
It's practically impossible to speak while you're being tased. You can make noises but those are mostly involuntary.
Right after? You're fine and can do whatever. If it's your first time it takes a second to put together what happened.
Obviously I’ll be training for this.
Can't recommend. Once was enough
PCP is a performance enhancing drug in this regard.
You absolutely can without much difficulty speak while being tased, if you have desensitized yourself to the pain, and/or if you have a particularly high pain tolerance (or ofcouse if you just lack the ability to feel pain in general).
Because the electrocution does not affect your ability to speak on a physical level, so it's all about having the will power and stocism to speak trough the pain.
Of course if it is your first time ever experiencing a shock of that magnitude it can easily disorient and stun (i know) you into remaining speechless.
Electrostim is gfuuuuunnnnn. :3
I tried squirting a cop with liquified butter in a squirt bottle, jacking off the bottle moaning till i blew. He pretty immediately reached for his taser. He announced he was ~~gobs~~ going to taser me. I had committed. There was air in the bottle and it didn’t come out when I squeezed it hard. Then other cops stripped me of my precious butter. Crazy story but yea they go right for the taser.
What
gobs taser
that's what the oil is for! No conductivity, just need a huge layer
Unless it's flammable
Even better.
Anon should be so lucky
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Which necessarily makes him the chadest chad.
Sex stuff is just not that shocking to any emergency response worker
Or Walgreens employee
This wouldn't even be close to some of the things some law enforcement workers have had to see. Arriving at violent crime scenes and having to confirm CSAM are just so much worse than whatever is going on in this greentext.
I'm pretty sure this is very tame compared to what they actually deal with.
No doodoo? Easy day.
They finally arrested him, but at what cost?
Free bondage
What a way to celebrate yor cake day.
I bet it was extra virgin.