The Onion

(Washington DC) As the confusions settles on a direction for the White House Press Office, Trump tweeted Monday on his messaging service that Mr Beast would be conducting the search for the next Press Secretary. “Only This AMAZING man Can find THE Beast Candiddate for the Position,” the message read. “Thank you for your attention on this matter.” White House Communications head Steven Cheung confirmed the plan in brief comments with the remaining press outlets allowed in the White House later in the day.

The move marks increased turmoil in the White House, as concern about the coming mid-term elections - and high gas prices from the ongoing war with Iran - look to be costly for republicans. Trump clearly hopes to gain approval from fans of the Youtube star.

Mr. Beast - Jimmy Donaldson’s online persona on Youtube - was optimistic about the search. “We’re putting 400 women in business dresses through the most intense experience ever! Obstacle courses! Mic drops! A hot dog eating competition watched live by the President! One of these women will take home the job of a lifetime and maybe even replace the First Lady!”

The contest is expected to be completed inside of 2 weeks, and up for broadcast the week after via a link on Truth Social.