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Oh my god. Where? Tell me where the transgender witches are please. You know, so I can avoid them, or whatever.
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They’re in their covens doing girl kisses
Can confirm, kissing sloppy while casting spells.
It's a part of the spell, actually
Would that be the somatic component or verbal component?
Mmmphmh!
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Wouldn't that just be the transfem ones? The transmasc ones would be doing manly witch kisses, surely :)
Republicans don’t think about trans men. They will write laws that also affect them, but they rally against trans woman in women’s bathrooms or women’s sports etc.
But yes we need warlock kisses too!
To continue to be silly and give you a hard time for fun: When I was pagan, I was a witch, not a warlock, you sexist! ;-)
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Oh no! My manwich!
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Me too although I would just want to hang out they sound awesome
Etsy
I mean. I'm trans. And I do have a really awesome wizard/apothecary outfit I wear to ren faires. So I suppose I could in a sense call myself a transgender witch. And while I'm not really into wicca myself, I definitely have threatened to put curses on my students before.
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Republicans appear cursed because their party is in power
No, it's Americans who appear cursed because their party is in power.
And right now, if you’re a left-wing transgender witch, you hate Donald Trump
Dick... I'm a straight white CIS man and I fucking detest Donald Trump
This. I've detested this asshole since the 80s. And there are so fucking many of us now. If the demo he was talking about were the only people that absolutely detest donnie dipstick, his numbers would be in the 90+ percent range.
And it so ain't.
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I just want to take a moment to thank the transgender witches for their hard work. Keep it up, you heroes of the new world!
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Looks like they seriously ran out of real arguments if they have to resort to "witchcraft" to explain why they lose.
It also speaks to the dumbing down of our culture, and that they aren't trying to bring us back to an earlier period of America so much as the dark ages.
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no longer content with just undoing the civil rights acts of the 1960s, maga fucks are now reaching all the way back to the 1690s.
I pledge allegiance to the transgender witches
I'm with the transgender witches. I wish them unlimited mana for their curses.
"How about we all come together and say, 'Let's stop attacking pedophiles?'". -Ted Cruz 2025
time is a flat circle. i can just hear larry nichol's gravelly voice as he explains to alex jones how hilary clinton is in a coven with linda bloodworth-thomason doing blood magic.
edit: adding a shoutout to my fellow wonks. remember, life is very fragile.
LOL, was he the one always talking about how Bill was running a drug importation operation out of Arkansas' Governor's mansion?
The fucking 90s were wild, JFC. And a precursor to all this shit. All that fringe shit from back then was mainstreamed by 2015....
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I will personally buy drinks or cook a meal of their choice for any transgender witches of my acquaintance that let me join them in casting a curse on Ted Cruz personally.
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And I blame Ted Cruz.
Ritual Black Magick and Hermeticism require the novice to contact, explore, accept, and exhalt their most opposite sexual identity, so this has always been a thing.
Grant Morrison has some really interesting experiences with this, but we are all some varying percentages of part male, part female, and part neither. Identifying as any one of these strongly and entirely while renouncing the others is essentially denying your soul/spirit a fair chance to develop fully in this lifetime. You don’t have to commit to anything if you don’t want to, but as a man, you can’t understand how to treat others until you’ve walked a mile in their heels, skate shoes, cowboy slippers, weighted diving boots, lacy pink booties or wooden clogs. ( I think that covers it )
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The the same Ted Cruz who =>looks at loooong list of stupid bs<=...
So Ted Cruz huh?
Are the transgender witches in the room with us right now, Ted? Cause if they are I'm gonna have a drink with them, they sound fun.
I actually know one via a friend. She seems cool.
So i misread the title.
I thought he was saying the transgender witch hunt was the problem, like they went too far on their bigotry, and i was like damn, well the saying goes a broken clock is right twice a day.
But nah, I just misread it.
I feel like Old Gods of Appalachia should use this as a writing prompt for a one off non-canon episode.
Also, listen to Old Gods of Appalachia, that show is so fucking good.
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To be fair, thousands of witches world wide have hexed these pedo scumbags.
The pedo GOP & their cult deserves every single bad thing that happens to them.
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Lol. These warriors of god gonna lose to crossdressing practitioners of the mystical arts? Way to go, losers!
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I will thank them but it's always been black women that have dragged the Dems across the line.
Thanks ladies!
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“This happens a lot in midterms, where the party out of power, they’re usually ticked off,” he said. “And right now, if you’re a left-wing transgender witch, you hate Donald Trump, and you’re going to show up. You’re energized.”
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