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[–] socsa@piefed.social 32 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Depending on what kind of humidifier it is, it's just distilling the piss for you. If it's the ultrasonic type, then yes, it's blowing atomized piss around.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think the concerning part is the ammonia, which still would remain after that process, right?

[–] socsa@piefed.social 6 points 3 days ago

Yeah you'd end up with urea which eventually decomposes into various other forms of ammonia.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 30 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Should put birth control in the humidifier.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Best I can do is microplastics in the water supply

[–] galacticbackhoe@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

But hindsight is how they got pergnate.

[–] XiJinpingStanAccount@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I like when I'm talking to people and they don't know I'm gay and will act like I could get an accidental kid somehow. Then I get to burst their bubble. Like it aint happening. And even if somehow i got gay pregnant I'd abort it.

[–] phx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If that were even remotely possible... the birth process would be somewhat of a nightmarish "watermelon through a straw" type scenario

[–] XiJinpingStanAccount@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

Idk I've had a few doodoos where it felt like I was giving birth.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago
[–] UnequalExchange@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

"Introducing Aboyrtion©™™ for all you gay males who somehow impossibly get Gaynant"

[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 18 points 3 days ago

Time to feed them the 1 day blinding stew

[–] tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I hear that if you have kids you’re forced to have Facebook.

[–] chalupapocalypse@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Do people still create social media accounts for their babies and load it up with photos

Lunatics

No but all the parents I know use it to talk to their kids’ classmates’ parents, get school updates, etc.

[–] UnequalExchange@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I think there was one case in which a pedo file was able to find one of their victims cause the victims' parents would keep on posting specific photos of their child on Fascbook....

Dont do it parents please.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

This sort of thing is crazy dated. Feels more like a reminder to go Zuckerberg Free.

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

It's so true. And you also have to use your a wedding photo as your profile pic. Bonus points if you share the account with your spouse.

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Early in the morning once my two kids got their diapers off and proceeded to use the contents to fingerpaint the entire room. Floor, toys, the beds, the walls. Each other. They even managed to get some on the window and curtains.

A shitty day was had by all that Saturday.

[–] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

A shitty day was had by all that Saturday.

Did you mean Shaturday?

[–] Quacksalber@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Tape a video with them "You pissed in the humidifier, so you owe me a deep cleaning of the bathroom" and play it on their 18th birthday.

[–] polle@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago

If thats your solution, you should not get children.

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago

Vasectomy goes: silence

[–] Supamanc@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 days ago

Probably want to turn that off.....

[–] RockBottom@feddit.org 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You could put half an apple in every corner instead of the contraption.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] UnequalExchange@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I think the joke is thhat somme people's piss smells surprisingly like apple juice . SO a substitute for what this idiot kid did is to take half of an apple and place them iinside each corner of the house. That way you can substitute the piss everywhere by letting the apple halves rots and apple halves makes the house also smell like apple juice? If thats what theyre talking about ? then lol

If not? Im not entirely sure.

[–] XiJinpingStanAccount@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

good way to get gnats