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I can't get that vasectomy fast enough. (lemmy.world)

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[–] XiJinpingStanAccount@lemmy.ml 13 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I like when I'm talking to people and they don't know I'm gay and will act like I could get an accidental kid somehow. Then I get to burst their bubble. Like it aint happening. And even if somehow i got gay pregnant I'd abort it.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Gaygnant.

[–] UnequalExchange@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

[–] phx@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If that were even remotely possible... the birth process would be somewhat of a nightmarish "watermelon through a straw" type scenario

[–] XiJinpingStanAccount@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago

Idk I've had a few doodoos where it felt like I was giving birth.