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Transcription:

Panel 1:

A picture of a green-skinned orc and a red-skinned man with small horn stumps and flaming hair, both holding mugs. The red-skinned man says:

Well, my mom was a fire elemental and my dad was a tiefling...

Text between panels:

Twenty-something years ago

Panel 2:

An over-the-shoulder image of a man having sex with a woman. The man is not shown in much detail. We see the woman from shoulder up, and she is entirely covered in flames. The woman says:

Don't you want to ...stop?

Panel 3:

The man is seen from in front, shirtless. He has long horns that curve back and then up. He has flames coming out of his hair and sweat dripping from his body. Smoke waves curl up from the bottom of the frame. The man says:

Hell nah babe I'm only takin' half damage

Panel 4:

The orc and the red-skinned man from the first panel are shown again. The orc has a look of concern on his face. The red-skinned man says:

He's dead now.

Artist's signature:

VLM 2020

Text at the bottom of the image, like an afterthought:

"boating accident. very tragic"

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[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 71 points 1 year ago

I decided to submit this here and got halfway through doing it before I remembered...I'm trying to provide transcriptions for accessibility. This was certainly the weirdest transcription I've ever done.

[-] maltasoron@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

It is a very good transcription, though.

[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Thanks, appreciate it.

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 1 year ago

He died as he lived, in a blaze of glory

[-] Malgas@beehaw.org 21 points 1 year ago

He died doing what he loved: That guy's mom.

[-] hi_im_FitcH@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Well goddamn this was hawt 🔥

[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 8 points 1 year ago

He drowned courting his side girl.

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago
[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

He is taking half damage, is that the joke?

[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago

He takes half damage because he's a tiefling. But if you keep going that'll still kill you.

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

He kept going and it still killed him. At least he came, I guess.

[-] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 year ago

Tiefling Bard, I see.

this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2023
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