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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] TraipsersWill@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Your step.
Da boss has his eye on ya, an' doesn't wanna see no more screw-ups like last time.

Could you watch my ass 👉👈 :3

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Doctor says I need to watch my weight, but if you want to watch it, it'll save me the trouble.

[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I was watching it, I swear ! He said it gone to the loo

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well, it's certainly gone to shit. So that checks out.

I’m sorry, I did my best but it is a slippery guy

[–] toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online 12 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Good suggestion

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Ok, but just as long as there's no kissing.

[–] X@piefed.world 5 points 4 days ago

As you wish

[–] myszka@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Watch people outside pass by

I don’t like them, they seem mean

[–] sudoer777@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

winnie the pooh: blood and honey

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

The sequel is actually pretty good

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The grass grow. Paint dry.

Buuuuut I’m booooored

[–] frankenswine@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago
[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Perfect bathtime entertainment

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

I see, you're quite a roaster;
See I more of you, I become boaster,
so you better turn into a ghoster,
lest I squeeze ya into a poster

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago
[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago
[–] X@piefed.world 3 points 4 days ago

Peaky Blinders, The Queen’s Gambit, 3 Body Problem, Better Call Saul, Ozarks, The Devil Judge, The Amazing Digital Circus, Fallout, Dark Matter, Locke and Key, The Umbrella Academy, Invasion, Lucky, Sugar, Slow Horses, Last Seen, Cape Fear, Silo, Greyhound, Pluribus, See, Black Mirror, The Man in the High Castle, Pachinko, all the Dexter series’, Cells at Work!, Widow’s Bay, Your Friends and Neighbors, The Last Thing He Told Me, Hijack

Hopefully there’s something there you can work with

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I assume you have watched The Expanse?

[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I’ve seen The Expanse, Fringe, Battlestar Galactica, Star Trek 1-2-3-4, Star Wars, Mandolarian, Almost Human, For All Mankind, Foundation, Murder Bot, StarGate, what else, hmmm

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

OK, what about Severance, Humans (or the foreign version Äkta människor (Real Humans)). Both are the same premise just altered a bit, both good in their own way.

[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Utopia (American or British version)

[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hmmm, how about slower moving stuff: Tales from the Loop, or Nightsky?

[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Already watch Tales from the Loop. Didn’t remember that Nightsky exist

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

Its more about relationships than Scifi, but its well acted and has some humour

[–] yukonbolshie@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 4 days ago

K-pop industry demons Hunters

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago

Popdarts on ESPN 8 "The Ocho"

My favorite show of all time is Psych, astute lemmings will notice that my username is in reference to that show