Slop.

Funniest/worst part of this clownshow is that 95% of finns believe this horseshit. Rare Stalin L to not go harder on this idiot nation.

It's a way for the Russian intelligence service to show that people are being monitored

Newsflash: When you spy on politicians, you want the kind of surveilance that people don't notice because it's actually about gathering information, not about controlling the general populace by means of a panopticon.

So we can safely conclude that joining NATO has made Finns so unhinged that now they're blaming Putin when they forget to flush their own shit.

putin shit my pants

"No honey i didnt forgot to flush the toilet, It was those Darn Russians who broke into our house only to use our toilet and didnt flush in order to incriminate me"

We're on the brink of a turd.. world war. God help us all.

Nobody has this level of bowel control.

If this is what the russian military machine is capable of, we’re cooked. Flushed, even.

You can't expect anyone to believe this in the era of the doorbell camera.

There is absolutely no fucking way that MPs do not have cameras outside their homes and would not have evidence if there were break ins. Even the Daily Mail comments section is calling this fake.

That's not even to mention the DNA evidence...

MFW I'm a Russian spy in Finland and the microfiche my boss sent me just says "go take a poop in their toilets idk"

Sir, I object. A toilet is not a newsworthy place to defecate

bro just admit you took a wild stinky doo doo and you need to improve your diet

~~hybrid~~ ~~skybid~~ skibidi warfare

Jussi Halla-aho is the previous leader of the most popular local far-right party. He was sentenced by the Finnish Supreme Court for violation of religious peace and incitement against a group of people because of his inane islamophobic blogposts. He also traveled to Ukraine in -22 or something, curiously speaking apparently fluent Ukrainian at their parliament (he did indeed end it with ~~heil Hitler~~ slava ukraini). If any Finnish politician deserves to be tied up and fed to swine it's this fucking unrepentant racist. But to be honest, all of them do.

Havana Shit Ray

the absolute state of the mind right now

If we follow the principle of every accusation is a confession, does this mean that western spies are trying to poop in Russian politicians' toilets?

Someone shit in my toilet... It must have been the Ruskies!

False flag

Everyone knows the Russians exclusively deal in upper deckers

Is this the Finnish equivalent of the Havana Syndrome gun?

I suppose it's just a funny little coincidence, but I just saw a video of that John Kiriakou fellow (you know, the CIA "whistleblower" who "leaked" a video of gitmo waterboarding and went to prison for it, and has recently been making the internet rounds as like a sigma grindset warrior or whatever the fuck) and he was telling a story about Mossad harassing some American diplomat by breaking into his house, repeatedly over the course of years, and leaving shits in his toilets.

Which, I don't know. Kiriakou has the affect of a grade-A bullshitter and based on a scan of his wikipedia page seems deranged and completely amoral, and also obviously he is still working for the intelligence state, but I could also see spy outfits doing wacky shit like this.

Okay, who here did this? It's okay - you're safe amongst friends

Is the point of these operation to make the target look senile/forgetful? Like they might just forget where they put things or to flush the toilet?

they knew it was the russians because true patriots use the desk drawer

After the collapse of USSR, Russians are now doing the opposite of sapping and purifying their precious bodily fluids.

Save your poop, O russian spies and soldiers, for western toilets.

going to the bathroom to participate in hybrid war (pee pee and poo poo)

Ah, all thats missing is a little piss

The Mad Popper strikes again?