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[–] yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Heyyyyy, bottoms do have to do so much bottoming preparations, it is insulting to call a bottom as lazy!

The tops coming in, coming in in different way, and it's done for them, lazy tops!

[–] MagicPterodactyl@lemmy.ml 25 points 3 weeks ago

Fr bottoms put in all the real work

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I couldn't decide between these two, so here, have both!

[–] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 weeks ago

We're partners in real estate... And life

[–] riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 3 weeks ago

yup that's right. i'm lazy uwu watchu gonna do about it? >:3

[–] ThemboMcBembo@beehaw.org 15 points 3 weeks ago

Heh. "Bums"

[–] teslekova@lemmy.ml 14 points 3 weeks ago

Ha! You kidding? If I had to do the level of prep required I'd be too tired to do anything. 😄

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

"You know why I didn't top? Because it's too small! I don't care about it! It's nothing to me! It's a bacterium! I travel in worlds you can't even imagine! You can't conceive of what I'm capable of! I'm so far beyond you! I'm like a god in human clothing! Lightning bolts shoot from my prostate!"

Yes! But also no.

After all its actually the the bottom who is in charge to decide what can happen + prep time effort + diet planing.

But yeah ima be lazy af

[–] Bluedragon012@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

You keep the men who work for you.