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Russian radicals baptize Moon to ‘make it Orthodox’ (tvpworld.com)
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[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 57 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I baptized Russia and it's now gay.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

It works! The ruzzkis all are sucking dick now, and they like it.

[–] Shameless@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

This was a truly powerful baptism! It worked on me and I'm not even in Russia!!

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 9 points 3 weeks ago

That’ll only work until the Mormons retroactively baptise it to have been LDS all along.

[–] Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Sorry, I already baptized it, but I did it with sex
Moon sex
Sex with the moon
So it's double stamped no takebacks.