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if this is scissors then what (thelemmy.club)

submitted 4 days ago by Mustachius_Grumpius@thelemmy.club to c/shitposting@lemmy.today

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[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 86 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Two pairs of scissors.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's what the woke mind virus wants you to think

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Oh noooo!!

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Two pairs of scissors.

;>,>

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

A polycule of scissors. Stop kink shaming!

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Pairs of scissors.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Scissorses

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago

okay smeagol

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago

A party! Giggity!

[–] pootzapie@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

A quad of pairscorz

[–] Salah@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

Two pairs of scissors

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Think the correct term for this is a shit load of scissors

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 3 points 4 days ago

Pear scissors.

[–] PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

A pair of pairs of scissors

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 days ago

Now do one with a pair of pants

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 4 days ago

A pair pair.

[–] 33550336@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

quadruple of scissors

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 1 points 4 days ago

I don't remember; I left the answer in one of my other pairs of pants

[–] nummy@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

A couple of scissors.

[–] gnuplusmatt@reddthat.com 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

A pair of scissor pairs

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago

A pair pair of scissors

[–] drrodneymckay_@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

I'll say, stabby things that you still shouldn't run with.

[–] dsilverz@catodon.rocks 1 points 4 days ago

A scissors quartet.

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[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (3 children)

What do you call one half of a pair of scissors

[–] SomGye@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago

A scissor!

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

I’m gonna go with “knife”.

[–] NutinButNet@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 4 days ago

An apple scissors