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Chris Hansen Slams ‘Primetime’ For Inaccurate Portrayal Of Celebratory Breakdances He Did After Catching Pedophiles (theonion.com)
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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah I ate that one

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

I ate the onion only because I wanted to see a sparkly vampire break dancing.