girl i shower twice a day if i'm sweaty
and sometimes not at all for 3 days if all i did was sit around and not sweat at all
this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2026
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wait, you shower daily?
A shower before bed powers down your system and the sleep is bliiisssss
my hair tho it takes 4 years to dry and if I sleep on it wet it never stays down right :(
Don't have to wash it. My hair gets once a week. I shower every night.
Shower caps. Marvellous
Showers wake me up, which is why I have mine in the morning so I can start the day refreshed.
Never feel clean after sweating all night while cooking in 40 degree weather anyway, so wouldn’t want to start the day so unclean.
a shower in the morning powers up my system and energizes me through the meowning
It makes my hair all wonky in the morning but I'm OK with that
No, but only in the morning
Even if I do shower in the evening, I feel still feel icky in the morning
Wash your face in the morning and change clothes.
Because we sweat a lot during sleep. Showering before going to bed is like brushing your teeth just before having a big meal.
The thought of taking a shower is what gets me out of bed 😔
Me too but they made a funny meme about us so now we have to change our lives. Sorry
It is the way of the world, unfortunately 😑
wanna smell?~
I'm only an infinite sweat machine while asleep or ill
I shower every other day and I sometimes shower in the morning and sometimes at night. Call me mean names if you want :3
ok wait I might get upset if you call me mean names so don’t actually, call me nice things instead :3 mrow
Night time showerers waking up and going about their days covered in their own filth: pigpen_from_peanuts.jpg.
Do you pee your bed while asleep?
No, but I produce a noticeable layer of grease
It must be nice to have hair that doesn't devolve into frizzy chaos every night.
A shower in the morning is the only way I can make my hair look somewhat decent for the day. I have a feeling this is more common for black people, therefore OP is racist
This is what bonnets and protective hair styles are for, but i guess it depends on your end goal.
I'm one of the daily shower people, and I wash my sheets weekly. I shower before bed. The routine helps me get tired and ready for sleep. And it helps keep my bed nice and soft and clean until the next wash.
Don't understand people that think that means you go through your day smelly. If you're heavily sweating in your sleep, perhaps you should consider less blankets? Doesn't sound very comfortable. I wake up dry and still smelling fresh from the shower.
Unfortunately, there are a lot of health issues that cause people to sweat all night, and be stinky in the morning, regardless of blankets.
Ask me how I know :(
I feel like morning shower gives my hair more fluff and I just hate showering in evening for some reason. Either morning or afternoon.
I shower every day. I try to do it late morning so I can get the sun coming in through the skylight. Bathing in the light of the sun feels like a purification ritual.
Is it weird I just shower whenever I want, sometimes it’s both, maybe a quick body one after um exercise?
evening showerers thinking you don’t do most of your sweating at night and that evening showers mean you don’t have to change your sheets just as often
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