I dunno, I'd rather be stuck in webbing than having my goddamn back broken.
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"And to make sure you're still here when the police arrive, I'll just break one of your femurs."
Or getting a batarang to the jugular.
You sure?
Spiderman leaves you hanging upside down in an alley at 3AM, you dangle there for hours before someone finds you, but you don't really know because the blood pools in your brain and you stroke out after 90 minutes.
Uuh nah, i'd prefer to be stuck in a web that dissolves in 1 hour than getting my spine or bones broken tbh
Is this some kind of new news?
It's this a succulent Caucasian meal?
Whenever Spidy uses his webs to shut up the baddies, I always wonder if they will suffocate. It's not like he can have perfect aim each time.
We need a Spiderman version of that Batman skit where Batman talks about how he doesn't kill people.
He once threatened to empty his web shooters into Kingpin's lungs.
Damn I want to read that comic
Mexican Batman does the same as Spidey in this pic.