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Anon calls a lady of the night (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[โ€“] reader@lemmy.zip 125 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

fake: anon has $160

gay: anon didn't have sex

[โ€“] Varesti@lemmy.zip 45 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

$160 can buy a lot of tendies. ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

๐Ÿค” we talking regular tendies or Dino tendies?

[โ€“] davidgro@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

Dino ones are always cheapest here. It's also nice that they are shaped like what they are made of.

[โ€“] Varesti@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't mean to call you out like this, but I've only ever seen dino nuggies and never tendies.

[โ€“] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ my whole life has been a lie!

[โ€“] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

In this economy? Regular my man.

[โ€“] nullspace@lemmy.world 94 points 3 weeks ago

OP so disgusting even the escort was looking for a way out.

[โ€“] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 81 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

This idiot didn't even offer a woman in distress eggs. How did he think he'd help her without eggs??

[โ€“] grainfed@quokk.au 33 points 3 weeks ago

Her acting classes are paying off. It's not Shakespeare yet, but fun practicing real acting.

[โ€“] VicVinegar@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

You left the Gundam models in plain sight, didn't you, anon?

[โ€“] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

My fear of getting robbed and beaten was the main reason I never tried it.

I never considered this potential scam. I suppose there are others.

[โ€“] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

Anon paid a prostitute to feel great for five minutes? Yeah, sounds like what happens.