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fake: anon has $160
gay: anon didn't have sex
$160 can buy a lot of tendies. ๐ค
๐ค we talking regular tendies or Dino tendies?
Dino ones are always cheapest here. It's also nice that they are shaped like what they are made of.
I don't mean to call you out like this, but I've only ever seen dino nuggies and never tendies.
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ my whole life has been a lie!
In this economy? Regular my man.
Explain how!