need ads for the combination taco bell and urgent care
this post was submitted on 14 Sep 2026
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If I was a big brand I would try to ban 95% of ads. My brands reputation is getting tarnished by sharing a space with ads about mobile games.
My friends share the most heinous youtube ads we get with each other. Some of them are just straight up porn, on youtube.
isn't that what movies are for?
It's like that PSA where you think it's going to be about granola bars, but then the mom slips on a toy car and falls into a glass table and you find out it's really about home safety
Surprise is key to memory retention, there could be a series of this "Person advertising product A dies horribly due to lack of product B". Every add starts the same so you are eager to find out how they gonna die
I like it
Really get in on making every living moment an exercise in abject terror
And the toy car is Hotwheels ^TM^
Subplot A and subplot B of the ad. Mmm, just like classic Trek.
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Two whole ads in the 30-45 seconds they get nowadays is simply too stimulating for the human brain. People's heads would explode. For more information, consult the documentary 20 Minutes Into The Future.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
They already do this lol
Didn't tide do that for a super bowl?
Why don't the ad agencies addle you by adjusting each ad to have additional ads?