this post was submitted on 14 Sep 2026
117 points (98.3% liked)

memes

23938 readers
313 users here now

dank memes

Rules:

  1. All posts must be memes and follow a general meme setup.

  2. No unedited webcomics.

  3. Someone saying something funny or cringe on twitter/tumblr/reddit/etc. is not a meme. Post that stuff in /c/slop

  4. Va*sh posting is haram and will be removed.

  5. Follow the code of conduct.

  6. Tag OC at the end of your title and we'll probably pin it for a while if we see it.

  7. Recent reposts might be removed.

  8. Tagging OC with the hexbear watermark is praxis.

  9. No anti-natalism memes. See: Eco-fascism Primer

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 3 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] tene@leminal.space 18 points 3 weeks ago

a few moments earlier:

πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¦ β€” "where are you, you are supposed to help us"

πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ β€” "uh i can't come in sry ive got explosive diarrhea and my missile stockpile is depleted..."

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"I'm three beers deep and starting on a fourth."

Still want me to come in?

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

"Have a shot on the way if you're not drunk enough we're getting slammed"