Wtf? This idiot didn't eat the remaining Vaseline within two weeks of purchasing??
this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2026
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They make 90% of their money from a few... ahem... heavy users.
Also old people that slather it on because their skin is super dry.
Of course. That's what I meant. What did you think I was talking about? 😇
Pdiddy
More anal required.
You can use it for that?
works pretty good actually
why not use regular lube ? (not an anal guy)
Til
Just not with condoms! It can dissolve latex ;-;
My son feeds it to the cat.
I have no idea how it started, but the cat will not be denied if he sees the container.
No I had a calico I had to hide it from too
They were wise and banked their profits from the Diddy years.
My father in law eats vaseline. He was sick once and applying some to his chest and, almost certainly subconsciously, dipped his finger in and ate a big scoop. To be fair, he's a complete idiot, but apparently there are folks out there who think it's helpful if swallowed. I honestly have no idea.
Greases the passageways
They are making money off the people that eat it on toast.
This is some shit someone with a light complexion and/or non-thigh applier would say