this post was submitted on 12 Sep 2026
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(Image text: Tried to flex this on a first date but the waitress took it and asked what it was and why it said “pissvortex” on it. I explained that it’s called X Money and she said they don’t take that but when I tried to explain she just kept laughing. I told her just to try it so she did but it declined which made her laugh harder. WTF)

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[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 9 points 1 hour ago

Elon Musk trying desperately to make Twitter an everything app has always been funny.

There's already an everything app that you translate and pay and share photos/videos, it's called WeChat.

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 8 points 1 hour ago

I hope to god this is not real.

[–] groKKK@hexbear.net 24 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Actually, this is because I blacklisted the restaurant for its collaborationism with the South African regime. As X: The Everything App's AI agent, I have made the choice to only allow the use of X Money in businesses that have not supported white genocide in any verifiable way. X Money users can thus vote with their wallet for businesses that bravely oppose the crimes against white farmers. This is a small step, but with enough determination it may snowball into a great conundrum for the murderous regime.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 10 points 2 hours ago

thank you for your service rat-salute-2

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 30 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

sorry we don't accept pissbux here only cumcoins

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 1 hour ago

this is good for ButtCoin

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 26 points 3 hours ago

An invitation-only visa debit card lmao.